It's KARATE DOG!
This is a picture of my dog Galahad, "photo-chopped." After admiring Galahad as he was laying in an awkward position, I took a picture and decided to mess with it in Flash. It's not meant to be Rembrandt, but it should be amusing.
I'm hoping that the Japanese below is accurate, grammatically correct and similar to what I was hoping to say. :3